Put Pornstars on Your Christmas List

Holiday merchandise is out on store shelves now and I heard the first Christmas song of the season on the radio yesterday. It has begun whether we are ready for the season or not. My mom has already called asking me what I want for Christmas, but I couldn’t tell her the truth. I couldn’t say “Mom, I want to fuck tons of sexy pornstars without ever having to leave my house or take them out on dates”. Well, I suppose I could have, but I don’t think she’d appreciate it. Instead, I told her gift cards or a new electric razor.

Meanwhile, I am going to splurge on a fancy VR headset and save my cheap Cardboard for emergency use. With as much virtual reality porn as I have started watching, I figure it will be a good investment.

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